4:13 pm - Fri, Jun 22, 2012

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IWGD silliness

So, I was reading some of the statues on facebook of a discontinued band I was in. I got a few good laughs out of our stupidity as a band and made me miss being around those guys. I’m posting everything single one of them on tumblr so I can reminisce a little longer.

May 2, 2010 is when we made the band facebook page.

November 9, 2010: someone update this. we need a music player and the new vid! also eat my tits.

November 15, 2010:guess what

November 16, 2010: get excited everybody! and by everybody we mean our fans, and by our fans we mean the one or two people that actually like / listen to us. LMAO!

November 18, 2010: So who’s excited to hear the new song!?!?

November 21, 2010:Thank you everybody who came out yesterday to Stegobreast

December 1, 2010: done with metal. show tunes.

December 5, 2010: should our lyrics just be based off of pokemon stories for now on? lmfao! hit us with your input.

December 14, 2010: THERE CAN BE OOOONNNLLLYYY OOOONNNNEEEEE

December 16, 2010: PEOPLE, Y U NO BE OUR FANS?

December 18, 2010: hey people we want to be famous like deathklok. make it happen please.

December 26, 2010: We touch ourselves. Just saying.

January 1, 2011: Come to our show in Lindale tonight and nick will show you his man jewels.

January 2, 2011: BOOK US!!! daddy needs a new van. -t

January 4, 2011: “Let your mother know that you love her and make passionate love to her this Saturday. Don’t be shy, it’s not like you haven’t been in her before. Think about it.” lmfao!

January 8, 2011: We should just change our sound to reggie / folk with a side of 50’s pop and screaming. Sound good? :p

January 16, 2011: glory hole.

January 17, 2011: Save the planet, kill yourself.

February 2, 2011: book us or we will murder.

February 3, 2011: We support President Bush’s war of terror.

February 13, 2011: Happy Genital Residue Day!

February 28, 2011: made you look.

March 7, 2011: it puts the lotion on it’s skin.

March 13, 2011: one less person likes us? rude.

March 15, 2011: we need shows. we will play nude for incentive.

March 29, 2011: sucky sucky five dolla?

March 31, 2011: “Hit the lights. It’s boner time!”

April 4, 2011: Cereal and peanut butter shake

January 20, 2012: who wants to hear a new song?

In conclusion of reading all of these statuses, I realized just how far from being serious we were but it was all fun. The last status we posted was probably the best! We’ve been broken up for almost a year and Kody and I thought it would be grand to just fuck with people even though we had very little fans. We laughed our asses off after posting it.