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From: Martin Kwiatkowski
Sent: Tuesday, December 09, 2003 5:07 PM
Subject: u r gay
u have no proof so therefore u are a fag
Reply: By that same logic, you have no proof that we are ‘fags’, therefore you are a ‘fag’. Nice try, Hitler.
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From: The Klaucks
Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2003 5:48 PM
Subject: Jesus is not hitler!!!!!!
You are a loser!
i dont know you or how many times your mother drobed you on your head as a chiled. But hitler is not hitler. Hitler was an evil man that killed millions of jews! i hope you rot in hell with hitler!
Some one who desent like you
Reply: There are morons, and there are morons. Sorry, neither of our mothers ever ‘drobed’ us on our heads as a ‘chiled’. Your stance that Hitler is not Hitler is one that we have never encountered before. At least you are original. Or should I say, ‘special’.
-Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That’s right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
-In the Bible, Jesus clearly states “Ye who is not racist towards the Hebrew people shall go down”.
-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.
-Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.
-Both Jesus and Hitler sported the same douchey moustache.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were picked on in high school and allegedly got no play.
-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.
-Both Jesus and Hitler are hypocritical closet homosexuals. Both expressed extreme hatred towards gays, yet have both been caught on tape giving Batman a blowjob.
-Both Jesus and Hitler are fans of the Canadian “sport” curling.
These facts have never been challanged. People just see the evidence and ignore it because Jesus, aka Hitler, is such a master of propeganda. Now to dispel some common misconceptions about Jesus/Hitler.
Myth: Jesus is a loving and forgiving lord.
Fact: Jesus is an anti-Semitic douchebag.
Myth: Jesus was a miracle child, born to a virgin.
Fact: Jesus’s mom was a slut and Maury Povich wasn’t around to round up the herds of Nomads that she let plow her so she claimed she was a virgin. That bitch.
Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.
Myth: Niether Jesus nor Hitler ever employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Fact: Jesus and Hitler BOTH employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known ‘amen’.